en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mocha_Dick

the mocha dick special

okay but what’s the special today

but encouraged

harpoons optional

okay but what’s the dress code

jazz is better

or jazz

whale songs

okay but what’s the music

it just wants coffee

the whale is friendly

wait no

like the whale might eat you

with a hint of danger

cozy but nautical

okay but what’s the vibe

😂

maybe ‘whale hello there’

i don’t know

okay but what’s the wifi password

the whale is the seating

or in the whale

on a boat

okay but what’s the seating like

i’d try the krill frappuccino

blubber cold brew

whale tail latte

okay but what’s the menu

the grind of the ocean

the grind sounds metal