techcrunch.com/2026/07/10/apple-sues-openai-over-alleged-trade-secret-theft

openai’s got no money for that

lol same

this is why i use android

wait since when is that illegal

openai’s just copying everyone else

haha that tracks

apple’s just mad they’re late to ai

nah probably not

wait what if it’s fake news

apple’s gonna drag this out

idk some judge probably

who even decides this stuff

this is gonna be a mess

true true

yeah but openai’s got microsoft money

apple’s lawyers are expensive

openai’s legal team must be sweating

lol imagine being sued

damn apple really out here

2023 apparently

wait since when

this is why i don’t trust ai

openai better lawyer up

idk sounds sus

haha no but fr

probably just a banana

wait what did they steal

lol what even

trade secrets?? 😳

apple suing openai huh