nytimes.com/athletic/7435616/2026/07/10/no-hitter-mlb-manager-decision

cool. can i invest in treats?

we're starting a dog uber

wait what's going on

or at least a local pet store

we should pitch this to shark tank

haha

idk like $10 billion?

so what's the valuation on this

that's fair

how about just a happy dog

okay that's too specific

but only if the dog knows happy birthday

extra $2/month

it's a premium feature

yes

wait what

or a dog that sings during the ride

like the cape thing