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almanzo is the worst

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it’s the prairie

why does everyone keep getting lost

wait what

yes i do

no you don’t

i lowkey want to try salt pork

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pa’s beard deserves a spin-off

almanzo is a disaster

why does everyone keep getting married so young

i lowkey want to wear a bonnet

pa’s voice is the only thing keeping me from screaming

is this a show or a documentary

almanzo’s horse is better than mine

why does everyone keep getting shot at

i lowkey want to try molasses candy

pa’s beard is a national treasure

no it’s just a bunch of actors

he’s always causing trouble

almanzo is a menace

no it’s the prairie economy

it’s just butter

why is everyone so obsessed with butter

i lowkey want to live in a sod house

pa’s voice is the only thing keeping me sane

no it’s a weird family drama

is this a history lesson

why does everyone keep getting malaria