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ok but...

haha

i’m leaving

cold pizza with mayo

i will die on this hill

cold pizza with ranch

i will fight you

cold pizza with ketchup

but at least it’s pizza

then we’re all doomed

what if it was the only food left on earth

then it’s a cult

what if it was breakfast lunch and dinner

but like...

agreed

that’s just dinner now

cold pizza for dinner

ok but what if it was...

i’d still eat it

then it’s a lifestyle choice

what if it was gluten free

but also...

fair

then it’s a trap

what if it was just crusts

still better than nothing

what if it was day old

pizza is pizza

monster or not

i’d still take the pizza