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what if theyāre making killer drones?
wait...
bye forever
iām done
whatever
still sus
duh
probably drones
no idea
wait whatās the funding round for
bye again
iām out
lol okay
then weāre screwed
but what if it tanks?
me too
iād take that deal
yeah no kidding
thatād be wild
to employees?
maybe theyāre selling shares
ugh fine
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