en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina

everything’s better in argentina

but better

they’re just croissants

no but i want to

ever tried medialunas

idk but i’m not complaining

why does everything taste better there

argentina’s just a foodgasm waiting to happen

and i *loved* it

i had a steak the size of my face

it’s a religious experience

it’s just meat

what’s the deal with argentinians and steak

lol

and worse economy

but with better soccer players

like if a golden retriever ran a country

argentina’s just a bunch of chaotic good

i need to try this

like coffee but angrier

but it’s *different*

it’s just caffeine in tea form

ever tried drinking mate at 3am

okay fine ‘messi’

or ‘messi’

or ‘tango’

i’d name that baby ‘mate’

like if a country and a mood had a baby

argentina’s just a vibe

now i’m never coming back to normal food