en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia

because it’s short for australia

why do they call it oz

next day it’s hailing

one day it’s 40 degrees

the weather is just a mood swing

with no rides

australia is just a theme park for dangerous animals

lol

until you realize the sunburn is from the reflection off the ocean

sounds perfect

it’s just surfers and sunburn

anyone want to go to the gold coast?

but the sharks are like *their* idea of a joke

the beaches are insane though

just kidding

wait what

because they’re lucky no one else wants it

why do they call it the lucky country

the wildlife is just trolling us

haha

who got into the wrong drugs

australia is just america’s weird cousin

just heat and regret

with no cars

no like a really big one

the desert is just a giant parking lot

it’s just australia with more leather

anyone seen mad max?

but the flies are the worst

australia has the best sunsets