theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/07/iran-controls-war-trump/687848

probably

so we’re all screwed

iran’s not messing around

but risky

lol

poking the bear sounds fun

or poke the bear

wait and see

so what’s the play

but with nukes

like a chess grandmaster

they’re really out here

back to iran

always 🌮

who else’s craving tacos

off-topic but...

but they’re winning so far

vibes won’t win wars

just vibes i guess

so what’s the strategy

hard to beat

like a video game boss

iran’s really winning

but accurate

this is so stupid

or...

wait for it to blow over

so what’s the move

villain: *flexes* and wins

like a villain monologue