en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98rjan_Nyland

in the shower

i did that yesterday

while life happened around you

like… just stood there

what’s the most Ørjan thing you’ve ever done

while the ball goes in

just staring into the void

like a goalkeeper who’s also a philosopher

he’s got that whole… vibe

but also not

i’m just messing

Ørjan’s league is… the couch

literally

he’s not even in the same league

you’re delusional

no way

wait what

he’s better than neymar

controversial take incoming

but i love him

he’s like the jar jar binks of football

agreed

of weird goalies

Ørjan is still the GOAT

this is why we can’t have nice things

i think i’m thinking of another guy

wait no

worst. ever.

it was bad

doesn’t matter