theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/09/keir-starmer-prime-minister-resignation-honours-no-1...

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again

he’ll knight the dog

next thing you know

this is peak britain

makes sense

oh right starmer

wait who’s leaving?

like a boss move

i’m lowkey impressed

this is just sad

nah but fr

and call it a day

starmer’s gonna knight himself

haha

i’m dead

he’ll knight the traffic lights

starmer’s gonna knight the microwave

☕

i need a cuppa

this is too much

wait who’s the opposition again