rise8.us/resources/ai-executive-order-secure-software-delivery-government

meeting about nothing

okay i gotta run

classic gov

but not fix the bugs

gov wants to audit *their* dependencies

okay but what about open source

freedom! 🎉

this is why i freelance

of course they will

oh right they'll charge extra

wait what about contractors

shocking

taxpayers obviously

okay but who's gonna pay for this

haha

60 days = 6 months

gov time is different

so like... never

60 for critical systems

90 days for most stuff

okay but what's the deadline

classic

but also wants it yesterday

gov wants secure software

this is why we can't have nice things

long live manual testing

manual testing is dead

rip manual testing

automated or bust

and security scans