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in the simulation

this is just a glitch

i slept with the lights on

it said 'sleep tight'

i found one in my bed

wait for it

this is just the beginning

i don’t even have a pet

it said 'adopt a chatbot'

i saw one at the park

but with more existential dread

nothing new

this is just capitalism

but like... what if it was right

i threw it out

it said 'eat me'

i found one in my fridge

or just really bad ads

world domination

what’s the endgame here

i laughed then cried

it said 'lose weight with chatgpt'

i saw one at the gym

this is the new normal

nah

it’ll blow over

this is just a phase

i’m never wearing shoes again

it said 'join us'

i found one in my shoe