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the kind that makes you explode

yeah but what if it's the bad kind

if we get it we just take a pill

so...

also we have healthcare

this is nothing

we survived maple syrup shortages

canadians are tough

america's problem

nah we're fine

should we be worried?

no thanks

the thing that crawls out of your butt

sounds like a horror movie

warming water = more parasites

maybe it's climate change

this is getting ridiculous

yeah like last month

didn't we just have a parasite scare

or gas station tacos

probably from bad sushi

like... how?

idk sounds sus

that's a lot

1000 people sick?

haha too soon

should we stock up on toilet paper

lol great

another parasite scare

wait what now