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probably

is this gonna mess up my vacation

same thing

or just blackout bingo

romantic

candles and wine

pfft power’s optional

and power

as long as there’s snacks

storms are cozy

i love bad weather

basically

so... bad weather?

warm water blob

ocean thingy

wait what’s el niño again

but i’ll take my chances

nope

have you seen the price of land up there

or underground

i’m moving to alaska

oof

like my fantasy football picks

meteorologists are just guessing right

just what i needed

great

sticky and 110

worse

so like... humidity?

i heard it’s gonna be a wet heat