en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disclosure_Day

i’d confess to being a hoarder

valid

like i still eat cereal for dinner sometimes

i’d say i’m bad at adulting

maybe it’s just for fun

i don’t get it

like are we supposed to do something after we confess

ok but what’s the actual point

long story

wait what

but i’m just bad at my job

i’d say i’m secretly a spy

no shame

i play for like 8 hours a day

i’d confess to being a closet gamer

they’re great listeners

i tell everything to my plants

i’d say i’m bad at keeping secrets

like we all confess to each other

maybe it’s a group chat thing

like are we supposed to post our secrets online or something

ok but what’s the actual point of this

it’s alive

i still have my tamagotchi

i’d say i’m secretly a 90s kid

so it’s fine

but i do it in the shower

ok fine i’d confess to being a terrible singer

but i’ll spare you

i have a whole argument prepared