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and scream into pillows

they do ice baths

soccer players don’t do spa days

wait what

like a spa day but for soccer players

or maybe they just wanted a change of scenery

haha

and the players got scared

maybe the hotel had a haunted room

so what’s the real reason

that’s the best take today

😂

because the other team can’t hear the whistle

so they’ll win by default

but it’s quiet

cramped is not a selling point

perfect

and cramped

and dark

submarine life is silent

that’s actually genius

just to avoid noise

they’ll move to a submarine

what’s next

so dramatic

i need my pre-game screaming

they’d make you meditate before games

monks are the worst

worse than alligators

worse than monks