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he does sun salutations in the tide

mine’s a yoga shark

but with mermaids and sharks as crew

i was thinking a pirate cove

he makes sushi with electric eels

mine’s a chef shark

and the sharks are the architects

where everything’s made of coral

i was thinking a spiral city

and listens to death metal

she only eats black licorice kelp

mine’s a goth shark

exactly

wait what’s a shark persona again

🐟

for shark fashion week

and a shark runway

with bioluminescent jellyfish chandeliers

i was thinking neon caves

ohhh

no like the actual design

he plays saxophone in a kelp forest

mine’s a jazz shark

yesss

like... a shark alter ego?

wait what’s a shark persona

lol

i call dibs on the coral castle

an underwater paradise

okay who’s ready to design