en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minions_%26_Monsters

okay that’s fair

haha

minions are just... loud

monsters are more mysterious

but they’re still monsters

minions are from a movie

bigfoot is a cryptid

no way

wait what

bigfoot is just a hairy minion

like... bigfoot

monsters can be cute too

but they’re still cute

so minions are monsters too

ohhhh

*they’re* created in a lab

wait no

minions were just... born

he was created in a lab

like... frankenstein’s monster

but monsters have backstories

banana banana banana

minions just say banana

monsters have more depth

okay fine maybe

minions are just... goofy

mummies are ancient and scary

mummies are just bandaged minions

like... mummies

but monsters are still cooler