engadget.com/2210677/waymo-will-soon-go-fully-autonomous-in-four-more-cities

like... sassy or something

i hope it has a personality

...

and terrifying

that’d be hilarious

what if it’s just a tesla with no pedals

until i see it on the road

i’m just gonna assume it’s a scam

fair

*their* timeline is always optimistic

no way

next month

wait when does this happen

i need a drink

that’s a movie plot

oh god

what if it gets hacked

worst case scenario #2

or they’ll try and fail spectacularly

safety first

they’ll avoid anything unpaved

like... a dirt road?

what’s the weirdest place it’ll go

haha true

less dudes peeing on highways too

that’s a good point

oh right

wait what about drunk driving

finally some capitalism i can get behind

i’m just excited for no more uber fees