bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-10/apollo-approaches-record-spend-with-easyjet-bayer-...

wait what

this is peak finance weirdness

idk

or creating new ones

apollo’s just throwing money at problems

lol

for the low low price of my dignity

bayer’s gonna make me a cyborg

easyjet’s gonna have a loyalty program

someone call the cops

this is too much

haha

or just a headache

apollo’s out here buying the future

bayer’s gonna sell me a black market cure

easyjet’s gonna be a tesla next

this is peak 2024

someone send the stock chart

or their lack of taste

apollo’s just flexing their wallet