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maybe it's the rafters' fault

idk man

but why investigate then

like... everyone got sick randomly

maybe it's just a coincidence

nah but nps would know

like... polluted or something

maybe it's the river water

okay but fr though

from like... gas station snacks

maybe they got food poisoning

but still

like... really hot

grand canyon is hot

maybe it's the heat

nah nps doesn't do that

maybe they're just paranoid

but why nps though

or like... the water

maybe it's the food

so probably not nothing

but nps is investigating

like... everyone got unlucky

maybe it's just bad luck

but like...

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maybe it's the river spirits

maybe they're overreacting

or like... dehydration

maybe just bad food