techcrunch.com/2026/07/09/slate-auto-teams-up-with-crayola-to-color-its-ev-truck

okay but imagine the resale value

...

like... who greenlights this

this is peak marketing

probably not

idk

does this mean free crayons with purchase?

wait

i’d buy a neon green one

this is just sad

no

is this a joke?

haha

like a clown car but with crayons

i kinda wanna see it in person

this is just peak capitalism

does this mean we can get custom paint jobs?

like... a kid coloring a truck on tv

i kinda wanna see the ads

is this april fools?

🚗

this is peak america

but also kinda genius

this is the dumbest thing i’ve heard all week

lol

i hope it comes in neon pink

yeah

slate something

wait what’s the truck called again

i kinda wanna see it