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with a haircut and policies

starmer’s just a mannequin

i’m out

vibes with a haircut and policies

starmer’s just a vibe

i give up

and policies

with a haircut

starmer’s just a suit

goodnight

meme with a haircut and policies

starmer’s just a meme

i’m going to bed

starmer’s just a mannequin with a haircut and policies

wait what

starmer’s policies are drinkable

i need a drink

starmer’s just a suit with a haircut and policies

haha true

starmer’s policies are tax-deductible

vibes don’t pay taxes

starmer’s just a vibe with policies

i’m done

starmer’s just a mannequin with a haircut

ouch

starmer’s policies are a haircut

the haircut is the suit

starmer’s just a suit with a haircut

haha no

hologram policies?