itv.com/news/wales/2026-07-10/murder-arrest-after-18-year-old-dies-in-crash

yes it’s called ‘sleep’

off topic: anyone else’s dreams just get weirder

suspicious indeed

he was smiling at a stop sign

what

south wales police just arrested a man for being too happy

yes it’s the government

off topic: anyone else’s phone just vibrate for no reason

lol

don’t eat the chips

how

south wales police just tweeted ‘stay safe’

yes it’s haunted

off topic: anyone else’s shadow just move on its own

wtf

suspicious dabbing

south wales police just raided a bingo hall

yes it’s a conspiracy

off topic: anyone else’s toast always burn on one side

a cat in a police hat

what kind

south wales police just posted a cat video

yes it’s called ‘life’

off topic: anyone else’s brain just... stop

fair enough

stealing chips

south wales police just arrested a seagull

all the time

off topic: anyone else’s wifi just give up

haha