sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/06/260625060212.htm

yeah kinda

so it's like a health roadmap

then we can fix them

like... if we know our weaknesses?

does this mean we can cheat death?

wait

i'll stick to my coffee and wine

no thanks

and you'll live forever

like... drink this potion

or a cult

this sounds like a scam

🧛

then you can party like a vampire

like... you'll live to 120

but what if it's good news?

fair

i'll take my chances with the unknown

yeah no thanks

you just... spiral?

then what?

like... you only got 5 years left

what if it's bad news?

i'd still rather not know

but in blood form

so like... a crystal ball

whoa

or if you'll get dementia

like how long you'll live

it can predict stuff