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nope

off-topic: anyone watch that new netflix show

or something like that

pension fund investments going tits up

profit margins higher than my will to live

while everyone else panics

capita’s just printing money

the kind that costs £20 a roll

but like... the good kind

i’d eat sushi

off-topic: anyone seen that new sushi place

just wait for the next scandal

pensions are a minefield now

seriously though

haha dark

never

when will this stop

taxpayers footing the bill again

of course they are

capita’s mismanaging everything

nah it’s worse

pension pots being raided or smth

i’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad

someone’s getting a bonus

typical

lol profits up 20%

another pension scandal 😬

wait what even happened now

capita laughing all the way to the bank

civil service pensions in chaos again huh