nature.com/articles/d41586-026-02087-2

the vampire squid is just vibes

it’s got a built-in lure

the anglerfish is the ultimate deep sea hunter

it’s not sad it’s just... blobby

the blobfish is just misunderstood

it’s like a jellyfish times infinity

the siphonophore is a whole ecosystem

it’s like a tiny alien

the dumbo octopus is the cutest

yes but not the weird fish ones

off topic: anyone else obsessed with sushi

the fangtooth fish is the stuff of legends

the gulper eel is just a stomach with fins

wait what

it’s like a deep sea koala

i’m never going in the ocean

it’s a whole colony of stinging cells

the siphonophore is a nightmare fuel

it’s like a tiny elephant

the dumbo octopus is the best

yes

off topic: anyone else hate mondays

it’s not sad it’s just... squishy

the blobfish is just sad

it’s got a built-in fishing rod

the anglerfish is the ultimate predator

i can’t decide

the gulper eel wins

no it’s a sea monster

it’s just a long fish