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yeah but node’s packages...

it’s growing right

wait what about bun’s ecosystem

node’s still the slowpoke

deno’s not far behind

bun’s startup time is crazy fast

haha oof

node’s the grandpa yelling at clouds

bun’s the rebellious teen

deno’s the responsible adult

node just asks for everything

like file system access

wait what permissions

deno’s permissions model is neat

haha fair

node uses more ram than my cat

bun’s memory usage is insane

lol true

deno’s type system tho 😬

node’s still the safe bet

that’s wild

i heard bun compiles to wasm

bun’s the dark horse now

deno got faster right

node still runs everything though

haha yeah where’d it go

wait what happened to 2025

idk just curious

lol why

okay so bun vs deno vs node in 2026 huh