nature.com/articles/d41586-026-02172-6

lab grown sperm

wait what’s going on

okay now you’re scaring me

like designer babies but for sperm

what if it’s *too* perfect

no but hear me out

ew

like lab-grown meat but for humans

what if it’s just... weird

i’m just saying

the cost of progress is always high

yeah but at what cost

this could help a lot of people

but in all seriousness

like... microwave dinners for babies

or maybe it’s just more options

rip romance

nah science doesn’t care about vibes

the *mood* of conception

but what about the vibe

fair

if it meant no 9 months of pregnancy

i’d try it

no it’s not the same

like cloning but worse

always ethics

wait but ethics...

hopefully before i’m too old

like... realistically

when will this be a thing