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so no extra second

oh

no leap second this year

wait what’s happening

double sad

now i have to take two naps

i was gonna use it for a nap

but still

fair

...

to finish my book

for what

i need that second

sad

so no extra time

cool

no need to add time

earth’s rotation is consistent

wait why no leap second

double unfair

now i have to watch two movies

i was gonna use it for a movie

unfair

so no bonus this year

like a bonus second

extra second in the year

wait what’s a leap second

now i have to take two walks

i was gonna use it for a walk

to finish my coffee