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angels vs lightbulb

valkyries are angels with swords

sun is just a big lightbulb

this is a stupid argument

but the sun would just turn them into plasma

then they win

what if the valkyries are solar powered

sun would win but valkyries would look cool doing it

idk

magic can’t beat physics

valkyries are magic

sun’s just a giant fusion reactor

this is getting weird

wait what

gas wins

metal melts

valkyries are made of metal

sun is just a big ball of gas

lol

then they explode

ok but what if they’re ice valkyries

armor melts

nah they got armor

valkyries would just burn up

sun wins 100%

this is dumb

what if the horse is a mech

horses can’t beat a supernova

ok but valkyries ride horses

sun is literally a death star