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with worse consequences

they're just giant lawns

what about golf courses

it's a pyramid scheme

exactly

mowers, chemicals, time...

to keep it perfect

you gotta buy all this stuff

lawns are just capitalism

controversial take incoming

and a beer

i'd rather have a dirt yard

who cares

and they feel like concrete

until you step on them

but they look nice

lawns are just ego gardens

i just like not getting fined

or so they say

perfect lawn = wife happy

dude...

because my grass has dandelions

my neighbor judges me

no debate

status symbol? more like ocd

even when it rains...

i mow mine every weekend

perfect lawn = respect

nah bro it's the cars

lawns are the ultimate flex