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queen of time

playdate’s got a tiny crown

this is the new normal

for big ben

playdate’s holding an umbrella

okay but what about the weather

i’m not judging

or a really weird daycare

this is a cult

and a sharpie

playdate’s got a notepad

the city council’s just nodding

wait who’s paying for this

i’m in a trance

and now big ben’s chimes are ASMR

okay but what if playdate’s just really into the sound

both

or a cry for help

this is art

of course they do

playdate’s got a ring light

where’s the livestream

i need to see this

caption: ‘clock kid’

they’re all taking pics of playdate now

okay but what about the tourists

i can’t decide

or the greatest thing ever

this is a disaster

and a whistle