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i’m getting sushi

50% off remember

but it’s expensive

i want sushi

wait does doordash have sushi

whatever

efficient

lazy

i’ll just order for myself

okay cool

wait is this a group order

same

i’m basic

pizza

nuggets

burgers

what’s everyone getting

i’m in

rip

too late for me

oh shit

today

wait does it expire

i’ll just get fries

probably like $10

no clue

wait what’s the minimum order

haha

this is why we’re friends

i’m broke