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matt olson: a legend 😂

both

or just extra

he’s probably just lonely

i need to meet this guy

that’s the most millennial thing ever

yeah he posted his nap schedule

wait what

also he’s into competitive napping

haha

yeah his last loaf looked like a brick

oh no

also he’s learning to make sourdough

you’d join anything

i’d join

no just a book club but... weird

also he’s trying to start a cult

yeah matt’s naming scheme is getting out of hand

‘sir waffles iii’

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