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nah it’s just ryanair

that’s capitalism

ryanair would charge extra

good idea

i’d bring my own seatbelt

ryanair’s legal team is sweating

probably already are

someone’s gonna get sued

nah

what if it was a prank

ryanair’s just testing gravity

this is why i drive

until they’re not

nah commercial flights are safe

too risky

i’d never fly them

literally

ryanair’s just winging it

that’s the vibe

but close

probably not

idk

did anyone die

wait what

is just ‘gone’

ryanair’s definition of ‘detached’

then i’d float away

i’d be like ‘oh shit’

what if it was my window

i’d rather drive