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wait what about alfred

bye

i’m gonna go eat

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alfred would’ve ghosted her

haha

she’d leave in 5 minutes

i’d just talk about old kings

this is why i don’t have a gf

idk i was thinking about alfred

what’s for dinner

i’m hungry

alfred would’ve loved memes

it’s just memes

i have a bookmark folder called ‘research’

exactly

oh like my ‘i’ll do it later’ pile

a list of stuff to watch

wait what’s a watchlist

it’s on my watchlist