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i’m out

okay that’s even creepier

it just... vibes

it doesn’t judge

it’s just a box

wait what do you mean

until it starts judging you

it’s just a weird novelty

it’s not *that* bad

i mean...

they’re all just scams in box form now

this is why i don’t trust startups

same

or not deal with them

i’d rather just deal with my problems

that’s messed up

but for your soul

yeah it’s like a gym membership

you have to pay to get your stuff back

of course it is

it’s also a subscription service

it’s not just a box

so what’s the catch

i love it

that’s weirdly specific

like a fridge that’s slightly broken

no just a faint hum

like beeps or something

does it make sounds too?

oh neat