en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pel%C3%A9

haha

or napping

probably golfing

i wonder what he’s up to

pele retired ages ago

my bad

oops

wait lebron is still playing

like lebron but for soccer

he was that good

but rarely

yes

did he ever miss a shot?

lol

also a foodie

he was a legend

obviously

after winning a game

pele would eat pizza

who wants pizza?

i’m hungry

but not really

it’s in the rules

idk man

so was it cheating?

but it worked

it was cheating

no it wasn’t

it was genius

controversial take