sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/06/260625060203.htm

fair

they don’t exactly announce themselves

because they’re *black* holes

so like... how do we know they’re not coming?

then we’re all dead

okay but what if one comes close?

i mean... probably

nah they’re too far away

so... are we in danger?

i love that

space is just full of secrets

so like... we missed a whole bunch of them?

i mean black holes are pretty sneaky by nature

like... they were sneaky

so what’s the hidden population thing

it’s just... physics

i love how we’re casually talking about black holes having babies

yeah like a black hole baby boom

so we’re saying there’s a black hole population boom?

like... exponentially more

it’s a *lot* more than before

what’s the big deal about 390 detections

space is just a haunted house

somewhere in the void i guess

so like... where are they?

so... we’re all gonna die now?

idk man the universe is weird

i thought black holes were supposed to be rare

yeah like cosmic ninjas

so we found a bunch of black holes hiding?