cnbc.com/2026/07/10/iran-strait-hormuz-oil-tanker-mou-trump.html

gas prices gonna skyrocket

then it’s war

until someone shoots

it’s a stalemate

iran sends more speedboats

us sends ships

so what’s the plan

but they’ve got speedboats

iran’s navy is tiny

literally

blocking the driveway

like a bad neighbor

iran’s timing is impeccable

ah right

election year stuff

us is distracted

idk

how so

they did before

so yeah kinda a big deal

20% of oil goes through there

strait’s like the world’s most important traffic jam

or just messing with everyone

iran’s playing 4d chess

lol

yeah but now it’s back

like... that deal was ages ago

wait what

strait of hormuz???

okay so iran deal huh