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perfect

it said ‘coffee cold / keyboard clacking / world keeps turning’

i asked it to write a haiku about my day

haha no

i feel violated

probably

does it know we’re talking about it

wait...

i’m crying again

so wholesome

it just said ‘i’m here to help’

i tried to make it say something mean

but accurate

ouch

it said ‘your jokes are as bad as your wifi’

i asked it to roast me

rude

it said ‘your loss’

i said ‘no thanks’

chatgpt said i should try sushi

just a sad microwave burrito

what’s everyone eating

i’m shook

it said ‘i’m just a bot’

i said ‘nope’

it said ‘han solo’

asked it who shot first

i tried to trick it

that’s terrifying

but what if it thinks it does