en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tadej_Poga%C4%8Dar

he’s an alien

nah

like a sport i could actually do

but pogacar makes it look fun

smart

i’ll stick to watching

and hope for the best

just buy a bike

but like... where do i even start

too late

i need to get into cycling

like pokemon

he’s just out here collecting wins

the world championships?

what’s left

he’s already won everything

but also...

maybe

olympics?

what’s next for him

like it was a casual bike ride

the one where he just... cruised

did you see the tour de france highlights

or just become slovenian

i need to start eating more pasta

close enough

slovenian

he’s not even italian

italians would be proud

that tracks