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salad

burgers

pizza

what’s for dinner

as long as someone scores

doesn’t matter

who’s playing

i’m gonna go watch football

but with more shouting

same energy as watching paint dry

exactly

it’s just politics

who cares

i’ll have whatever’s left

whiskey

wine

beer

what’s everyone having

i need a drink

time flies when you’re miserable

still sounds far away

oh right

wait what’s the date again

yay

and we get another 5 years of nothing

starmer wins again

what’s the worst that could happen

but they’re funnier

they’re not labour

wait what about the greens?