sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/06/260625014833.htm

no

so the secret is it’s immortal?

back to melanoma

it’s a crime

me

who else hates pineapple on pizza

off topic but...

haha

it’s the chill cancer

unless it’s melanoma

cancer is bad

what if all cancer is just... misunderstood?

okay now you’re just scaring me

like a glitch in the matrix

it’s a rogue cell that just... persists

wait what

it’s not dying because it’s not *really* alive

so what’s the real secret

fine

it’s just the best analogy

again with the ninja

like a ninja

basically

so the secret is it’s sneaky

okay but the suit is fire

it’s kinda mid

has anyone seen the new spider-man?

like melanoma

or we’ll all just get really good at hiding

hopefully