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what if the whole city is in his head

that’s peak batman tbh

who thinks he’s batman

like bruce wayne is just a guy

what if batman’s just a figment

back to batman

it was good

i had a dream about bat soup

random drift activated

what’s for lunch

okay now i’m hungry

i’d watch bat soup

that’s just goth

or batman eating bat soup

haha

what’s the most bat thing ever

same

i’m here for it

just let batman be weird

i give up

what’s the timeline again

i need a flowchart

okay that’s just confusing

so yeah grandpa

bruce’s dad is thomas

wait no

wouldn’t that be batman’s grandpa?

but like...

i’d pay to see that

now that’s a twist