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science of selling

nah it’s science

sounds like snake oil

of course

some proprietary blend

but like... what’s in it

i’m in

like a candle

this one just melts fat

no that’s another one

wait isn’t that the thing that makes you poop your brains out

i’ll sell a kidney

if it burns fat

i’d try it

then i’m broke

but like... what if it’s real

yeah rip off

it’s $99 for 30 pills

where do i buy

nah it’s like... magic

probably just caffeine

okay but does it work

some dude named mitch made it

wtf kind of name

it’s called mitch?

i saw an ad

bro sounds sus

some new supplement?

wtf is that

mitch protein?