bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9r3e05qvno?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

the government?

like… who’s gonna track all this

this is just gonna make things harder

but fr though

haha

okay now you’re speaking my language

…

cash *and* a toaster

but also…

this is just a scam

yeah

that’s just cash but worse

but only for *approved* stores

like… a prepaid debit card

okay but what if it’s…

💀

probably someone who’s never been poor

like… who thought this was a good plan

this is just a bad idea

okay fair

in like… a month

what if you get sick of ramen

ramen for life is tempting

cash or… a lifetime supply of ramen?

what if they give you a *choice*

okay but hear me out

that’s just cruel

and it’s the only one they’ll give you

like… you *have* to use it

what if the toaster is *mandatory*