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paul gambaccini.

paul gambaccini

paul gambaccini is...

like a puzzle with no solution

but a fun one

paul gambaccini is a mystery

and we’re just lucky to witness it

but with more reverb

like a warm cup of tea

paul gambaccini is a whole mood

i’d eat that

like a radio-shaped cookie

paul gambaccini is a snack

wait what

and we’re all inside it

paul gambaccini is a time capsule

who only haunts radio stations

but a good ghost

paul gambaccini is a ghost

he’s everywhere but nowhere

paul gambaccini is a paradox

like oil but for the soul

paul gambaccini is a national resource

with smooth jazz and golden oldies

to keep us all calm

paul gambaccini is a government experiment

because how else does he exist?